But, it ended up making more sense than I anticipated (scary thought, huh). Well, I better leave before I go on and on about more "reality" theories. Or I could be like that annoying guy on T.V. That's why. Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! *sigh* I can't think of anything to write. "Traditionally, the longest sentence in English Literature has been said to be a sentence in Ullyses by James Joyce, which clocks in at 4,391 words. In you, I found love, a friend, a companion, a mother, a role model, a perfect human, in short, you're my total package. I've seen it. He acted like he was really being tortured and stuff. This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. So here it is! Math is so picky. And still frustrated. HA! "[4], Last edited on 15 February 2023, at 20:26, An Accommodating Advertisement and an Awkward Accident, "Toward a Connectionist Model of Recursion in Human Linguistic Performance", Quartz: "One of this years Booker Prize nominees is just a 1,000-page-long sentence" 26 July, 2019, "For Passover, wacky Haggadahs feature zombies, Mrs. Maisel, President Trump, more", "This Book Is the Longest Sentence Ever Written and Then Published", "Review: This Book Is The Longest Sentence Ever Written And Then Published by Dave Cowen", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Longest_English_sentence&oldid=1139572984, This page was last edited on 15 February 2023, at 20:26. Kodak, as you may know, is a film developing company. The world of literature is full of examples of sprawling monologues and multi-line descriptions, but it was American writer William Faulkner who was featured in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records for his lengthy passage from his 1936 book, Absalom, Absalom! the whole time, even during the name-calling, seniors were playing with silly string and beachballs. Okay, better leave. #1You can say or do anything and normal people will agree with you in the hopes that you'll be satisfied, shut up, and go away. Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. Anyway, I just finished rereading my longest text ever. Right now, I'm just typing so that no one can say that I've been slacking off. Well, seeya *waves brightly* I got to go to my Grendel (really cool book) project for school. But, the wings were'nt really special. At one point, I read an article that stated that it had been proven, conclusivly, that Kansas was flatter than the standard pancake. Oooootime for today's topic. from graduation. Ooooooo! Oh, who am I kidding. you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. So, predictably, here I am. I mean, after all, I made this site. Fighting in the American Civil War? Code: 742 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that in no part does the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (That's still me!) TACO is still in my heart. Minerals added for a pure, fresh taste." And that's just what I can list from memory. claims no knowledge as to where that particullary nasty rumor started, but confirms that this is the best site ever. But, my stupid internal alarm clock is starting to wake me up around six. I'm back! Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" Right now. Or would it be cheating if I didn't have multiple personalities? A complete and total degregation of our societies values. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". If so, I guess I won't be writing here for quite awhileseeya. She is a heavy-set Yorkshire Terrior (12 lbs.) become not entertained, the Patron Saint of Paper Clips will be forced to take drastic measures. | 0.79 KB, JSON | And "Mr. Owl" replies "OneTwooThree! Since I have a rather weird phobia of touching my own skinthis made my evening my own personall torture session. Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. And mildly weirded-out. Then it must diepainfully. And, are monkeys spelled monkies? Fire is good. The boat sailed on . The very next day, she decided that we were going north, after all. That will be a wonderous day. It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? It sets a perfect example for you young, impressionable minds. That must be it. That's funny!!!! I'm back. *sighs* Why does my life have to be so weird? Okay. Of course, said adults would have to peel their butt-cheeks off the couchbut they'd have to do that for the delivary man anyway. My favorite stuffJTHMI have my libraries copy of JTHMI shall quote Noodle Boy for you:) (Full copyright/credit to Jonhnen Vasquez for writin' the stuff, I'm just sharing the spleeny goodness with you). Yeah, I know, regular schedule schools do that. I apologize from the depths of my moosey soul. OOooooo! I don't mean to insult you if you DO have a tan. Just like everyone else in my family. Gee, I hope not! Okayon to: #2 You can get out of practically anything by saying: a)It's against my religion b)I'm allergic to that. I've always known that I was weird, that's always been a given. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. After much deliberation, she decided that she wouldn't eat. I want an elective. Now I must take my leaveand remember. This action has made her very suspicious of where my loyalties lie. We can all wear spiffy space-suits and feel all superiour to all those stupid earthlings. I've just gotten an idea for some more, original, fortunesI gotta go! I have very low expectations of my site. Even though it gains pleasure from squishing my spine. To prevent this, I did nothing. See, very weird. When she came back, 'lo and behold, she had a tan. Seeya! Are you tired. Maybe fact check before coming up with such blatant lies. -works best on pc/laptop. Then it would be okay. I'm leavingnow I'm back! I don't think I have any conspiracy theoriesexcept pop-ups/pop-unders. And I asked myself "How could I have better spent my time?" William Faulkner was featured in 1983 Guinness Book of World Records for this 1,288-word sentence from Absalom, Absalom! It also shows the total number of sentences in a text file. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. Or CRAP, for short. Now I want you to go to http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=eon" If you do this I'll get points in the game. Good. After all, no one would really care if I quit updating this site. But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? Why not click on the Very Weird Stuff link to see more, or click on the music link? Okay. Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. With a specific number of words. BRINGING $#$$# KIDS IN A BAR!? As long as the bear blends in, you know? There are an infinite number of worlds with Harry Potter. But I can't think of anything to write about. You see, if you memorize stuff, you only have to remember that the answer to number 6 is Clara Barton for a week, rather than having to remember that Clara Barton started the Red Cross for the rest of you life. So it doesn't matter. Today I will be mercifully brief. It seems like blaggerent plagerism. How discouraging. Then I completly understand. Hey, I'm back again! MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! I swear. That way I can spread my love, joy and insane chaos to more people! Now I'm back again. By the way, TAB is a worthwhile, community-service organization. GrrrrI had a nifty rant all planned out in my head. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. Are you surprised? The events of Neo's dream unfold. But that's the kind of thing I like. I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. AwwwwwI'm touched! I've been playing one of the new neopets slot machines (black pawkeet). I SENSE YOUR ENVY OF MY NECK!! I bet it's spelled monkeys. What I want to know is this: are there no intelectual property rights in the world of food products? Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. I don't want year-round classes. The basic moral belief that Polar bears should be WHITE. I thought it was sadand normal. Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. It's a cheap shot." After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. I mean, who'd a thought? I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. *let the panic begin! Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! 12 Dec 2012. It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. That meant that my mother would be in the back, with me and my younger, eviler sister. HI! Proud to be weird. We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! Is fat-free food more delicious than food loaded with fat? You'll wear these "festive" earings for about a day and then abandon them in some dark cranny of your closet because you simply can't wear the same earrings two years in a row for heaven's sake! It just looks weird. When I was at a TAB poetry thingy (TAB is good TAB is great We love TAB) I met some new people. If you have a decent graphing calculator, plug in the infinity symbol divided by anything, (even infinity). Once upon a terribly dreadful time, there was a small cat-licking bird that lived on a lane by my house whose name was Charles just like every other soul, male or female, that lived on my smelly, stinky, orange, old, rotten, messy, busted cul-de-sac between . There's more! Yea, me! When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. I salute those people. Similarly, it also displays the longest word used in the text. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". !STARE DEEP INTO THE STINKING ABYSS OF MY INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED SLICES!!! You know, the foreign guys with the bellhop hats and the little music thingy and the cute little monkey with the bellhop hat who collects the money? And you probably suspect that it is something pathetic. I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. It's stupid and ironic and just shouldn't exist in a better world. It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. This choice is simply an extension of his original choice: he will save Trinity at all costs. Either way, I'm here. You know you want to! It's the same concept. I pity them, I really do. 'I found nothing else to do but to offer him on of my good Swede's ship's biscuits I had in my pocket'" And we're supposed to be GOOD in English! Wal-mart TV is evil. I'm back. But that is irrelevant. Who would have thought I have this much free time? No? Towards the end of the movie, Neo chooses to tell Trinity to stay out of the Matrix, since he saw her die in it. Ooooooooooooo! As in, I was half-asleep, hoping that we'd arrive while I slept. Even though air is light, that much air adds up. Making me(The Patron Saint of Paperclips) the Ruler of the Laws of Nature! I figured you rush right on over to e-mail me. I'll probably have another one soon, but that whole water thing has been buggin me for awhile. Even though my schedule is technically supposed to be completly differnt. Keep pressing it. I for one, didn't know about such dire consequences for not deliberatly failing classes. If there are an infinte number of worlds with human life, than there are an infinte number of worlds that have someone exactly like you, with only a few key differences. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. Any way, that's it for now. I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul! She was extremly upset. I'm back. i am tiredbut cannot go to sleep. Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. I can't remember what. i couldn't hear it because someone had put the speakers facing the audience. It's a small light, but it's sooooooo annoying. And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. I think. Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. Here we go! *blinks* Wowso I'm NOT paranoid. Too bad. Soit doesn't bother to find all solutions, and it may be wrong. That's why it MUST be EVIL! They're basically begging on the street. I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. and eat dinner. After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. Such proofs often use computational proof methods and may be considered non-surveyable . The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. The following is everything I wrote during that sugar-coated time period. NowI'm gonna go and worry about the light on my toaster ovenseeya! He once said, It was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotters Club, 2001. If you want neat, go to some other site(though, as mentioned in Flaming Chickens Code:472 there is no such thing as a site better than this one). The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? Apparently the point of the game was to get your character to shout "Whoo-Hoo!" its dark and I want to go home is where the heart was where is it now? I found at that yet another one of my friends is reading this. When I start playing a game, I am on 0. I was almost completly covered in (fake) bloodit was sticky toward the end. Still no? The form link is to a 100% fake TAB registration form that you can fill out just for laughs. Of course, when I next saw my Mom, she retold the story to me, several times. I sincerely appologize if anyone is offended by my view of memorization. My answer is simple. After all, I'm not in this line of buisness for the fame, fortune and power. I don't want a full year of work. Although I tell you she can't possibly be normal, since she hangs out with me. It'd be like when you go to the bottom of the ocean, only with gravity instead of pressure*shudders* Pressure is evil, too. Not only that, but how do you know that YOU actually exist? Remember that rant I did on how there could be a secret camera in the smoke detector? Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). Well, look at you? Maybe they're here right now! People need to make the time to waste time. 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Thank-you for your time. I'm just as upset about this unfortunate lack of development in the pie division. Right now, I have another twenty minutes on the Internet before I'm gonna watch T.V. UnfortunantlyI must leavebefore the confusion spreads and I do something stupidlike revealing my one weakness before youTHAT'S IT! OhI'm rambling again, aren't I? My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. Sorry if I complained a lot. I need to find a topic. But, if you expect something and get something you feel nothing. Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. Death is like life in that after you die some things start life again inside of you. No? I don't exactly know where it isoh, well. Then, just wait for technology to "catch-up" (get it, catch-up, Ketchup? My evil, EVIL sister. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. Who'da thought it? We'd probably go crazier. Since then, hundreds of authors have been inspired by the experimental writers sentence structure, including James Joyce, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Samuel Beckett, and other modern literature greats. Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. We could all breath a sigh of relief as parents kept their children inside, away from the evil truck drivers and near the T.V. I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. Lots of people spoke. My mom said that she didn't care. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. (There's probably drugs in it). Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. It's a time honored tradition. It just sounded very professional to say it. This has been a weird day. AhhhI see your confusion! It's not fair! She answered: England, Russia, and (out of sheer desperation) Iraq. With the exact same words, motions and emotions. HEEEEY! It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them. i called home, and waited another hour for my ridetraffic to the school was one way. No, really. That made little sense. So, everyone went to the beach and got tans. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. I came up with this philosophy when I was in fifth grade. Think about it. Just like how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? 11. Sometimes, it is lazy. Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it sure is funny:) You don't agree? If they're anything like my sister, I'm movin' to Canada. It looks right. I hate Math. I may NEVER shut up. I gave him cupcakes, and presents, and did everything I could to befriend him! Follow him at@jdmagness, by Josh Jones | Permalink | Comments (30) |. I think. I'm tired. That makes complete and total sense! We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. When I pressed her, she confessed she didn't know what chrisianity was. The magic eight-ball glows with knowledge! She promptly borrowed $1 to help with the waitresses tip(This part I'm not being sarcastic about) All in all it was a night I'll remember forever (as the lowest point in "family outing"history, except for that time my mom dragged me to a church thing on the concept of truth.) RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary schooluhexcept for that head-explouding part). OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. We eventually reached our destination after 16 hours of virtually non-stop driving. . As you may or may not know, small children swarm the ice cream trucks. You wanna try to convince me I'M crazy? We become indebted to. These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. There are now longer sentences in English writing. Hmmmmmaybe my condition is worsening. And I feel weird! Oh, guess what? You wanna play that way. Ketchup: The only food that you'll want to eat after traveling to the 5th Dimension. Josh says I probably won't remember writing any of this, but I can't sleep. (Actually I just question them untill they spontaneously combust, I ask lots of questions) So, in conclusion, ladies and gentleman of the jury(that's you) I could not have possibly tortured "Mr. Owl" to death. As long as I'm happy, right. I ended up writing things during the time of night when EVERYTHING is hilarious, including the word sheep. Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? Pretty cool, huh? Wouldn't it make more sense to get a kazoo, if you're broke? All along, my entire family has scoffed (nifty word, isn't it?) I'm finnaly back! c)I have an extremly irrational fear of that. What kind of reasoning is that? It's like this. I will show you an example with this completly true stuff that I experienced several years ago. There are not enough words in the English language to describe the sheer coolness of the fight choreography, special effects and the plot. Squirell? Anyway, gotta go! I think that such gender-specific torture should be deemed inhumane and abolished from our great societyof flaming chickens. There's even a money back guarantee. Hmmmmtime for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. Or his mom did. In anycase, this was particularly funny because Tonileigh is one of my "normaler" friends. Hmmmmgood question. THANKS FOR COMING! Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? Did I mention that, yet. Hello, everyone! there were bugs. I haven't exactly advertised this site. Imagine a number line that points in the positive and negative direction. CEASE YOUR FLATULENT WINDS AND HEAR MY MIND NUMBING EXPULSIONS OF WICKED NOISE! She also is the goddess of red jello. Say it. Humor the crazy person, okay? You give to me? I should be asleep. I'm back. My groupwellwe either went hysterical or crazy, I can't decide which. i hate dress shoes. All the good possibilities effectivly cancel out the bad ones, leaving the sum total of you and your counterparts experiences as nothing. Unfortunatly, I once again am devoid of a topic. I'll tell you. Too bad. TWEET. Yes, that's right. Founder @ World's Best Story amplifier of creativity & fun! Moving on, I have nothing else to say, but don't feel like quitting just yet. Wouldn't pure water TASTE pure, and impure water TASTE impure? You got me started. Strange, huh? And then the quality will rise. * IT'S NOT FAIR! Of course, you won't want to do that becuase you still need more earrings so people won't think you wear the same ones over and over again. So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. They'll probably just call us weird and laugh at us, but that's beside the point! Gotta gothe Russian-Brittish-Iraqi-enslaved-Africans are coming to defeat the Mexicans. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. *sigh* *sniffle* *snort* *insert word that is a sound that begins with an "s" here* I don't have much time, so, I must be brief. Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence, but it's not,because I just keep on adding commas, and it's pretty easy, if you think about it, so anyway there is this girl at school and she's my friend, and all but she's turning . You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. Conviently, ice cream trucks come around during the hottest part of the year (it must be a conspiracy). That also explains why normal stuff confuses me. I'd rather drink the "impure" tap water where at least I KNOW that someone, somewhere tested it. I'm back, and I had yet another Asparagus War with some people. THAT IS ALL. of toilet paper, to do everything. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. Sure, some of this "fasion" stuff is cool and all, but all it shows is that you had the three and three-quarters brain cells required to copy someone else's "look". who keeps asking if you can hear him. WAIT JUST A POLYP PICKING MINUTE!! She didn't think it was weird, either. Most likely they test it BEFORE they add the extra stuff"Yep, Bob, this is some mighty pure water." Wellbetter goI need to plan this out moreI'm back. After standing around a lotthe ceremony started. This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. Wow. 12083 is a mid length novelette. I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! "lower the quality"? As a member, you'll join us in our effort to support the arts. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. Plus, boxes are more convient than bags. With an infinite universe, there are infinite possibilites. That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! That's right, I wanna sleep. A profound statement, if I ever heard one. We believe that this is the longest single sentence in . With a shake, the future is revealed! | 13.41 KB, JSON | Is this eating up time? Think about it. Okay, back to the flaming-chickens LTE rivalry. And I feel that it's time for a FAKE commercial break, for the highly informed, obviously brain-dead consumer. Now, Moose has seen many feathers, birds even.
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