He's lying with his head in Tony's lap, and Tony plays with his hair while he watches a re-re-re-run of Beverly Hills 90210. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. Betty ringed the bell. Tony?. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. Peter smiled, he never knew this. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. Please proceed!. #geniouspeter It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few. I was sleeping. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. Clint laughs until his sides hurt. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. The other just rolls his eyes. Steve said. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: And they were all wrong. There's a hand ruffling his hair, fingernails scratching lightly at his scalp, just right and making pleasant shivers run down Clint's spine. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. Would he say yes or no? The other teenagers smiled too, not in a 'you are so stupid' way, but how one might discover a new fun fact, like how Ned discovered Peter HATED peppermint with a passion. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" On really slow nights, when they're bored. Clint shrugs and looks over at his boyfriend? "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. Im not judging your choice in venue.. Sensitive information and details from missions. What the hell Pete?! Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. She had loving parents, a roof over her head, and enough food to always satisfy her hunger. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. "You know what this line of work is like dad, and it was only one time," I say and the rest of the team nods as we did it together and then sworn not. "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." Tony's eyes go fond. It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. yes let's do THAT" respectively. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. Nope, Clint says. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. It's Stark.. "Way way way wait. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. What? Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Nat and Wanda took drinks. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. Yeah?. This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? Requests open again! Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. He sleeps around a lot. Here's nice. An angry voice cried out. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. Said Sam. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. "How?" Tony, stop being judgemental. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. #hulk 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. (Blame his spider-side). "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Tony purses his lips. Don't ask.. I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. Yep. Clint nods. And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. "I'm Peter's fianc." You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around. No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. Are you still mad about the thing?. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. Huh. What the HELL?' Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. This is my room.. I don't know, Clint. They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. Feels normal, almost, which is a ridiculous thought because of their lives and Tony being, well, Tony. Once Clint is in bed, Tony makes a quiet, questioning noise and actually rolls over to plant his face firmly in the crook of Clint's neck. I'm really sorry, Clint says, and promptly squirms back under the covers when he remembers that he's still naked. Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. Clint knows he's feeling his pulse. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. I don't know which one you want.. He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. left kudos on this work! You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. One beat. Okay, then. He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. Shit. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. What a stupid one! Seriously? Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. When they can't sleep. "Never have I ever missed a Decathlon practice.". You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Thor looks thoroughly charmed. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. Oh, come on! Wanda said. Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. Nope, not telling. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. Tony said. Clint shifts his stance; it's not fidgeting, he tells himself firmly, especially when Tony's too drunk to notice. Then I limped home" Peter explained. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. Tony pouts. "What! Yeah, Im with Vision. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. That's just plain sad. Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. 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But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. left kudos on this work! Seriously Tony? And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. Work Search: How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. "I'll explain later" Peter said. 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Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. "Okay, my turn. I mean, ask anyone. Oh, c'mon. And Bruce?. #wakanda No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. Are you, like are you?. To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. Maybe this game was fun after all. All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; Which is pretty often. One thing was clear. Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. Everything's floaty and his mouth tastes like what Jim Beam smells like, and Nat's let him snuggle up against her for the better part of an hour. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. Requests are open! D'nt care. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Not that he could remember, at least. Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. Rules, shmules. Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. Okay, okay. In case you wondered. He grimaces. Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. Clint doesn't know what he's checking for, but he kisses back all the same. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. Scott questions and I smirk. It's been great, guys.. "Really?" Home again by CadenceIX, a good post endgame story with a less than ideal situation for peter as his friends have all aged up. Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. #watty2019. We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. Avenger's imagines and preferences! They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). Tony looks baffled, maybe? Dad questions and I flush. Before sex, during, after. It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. Say Yes to the Dress is on in the background and he follows it with one eye. The Avengers Weak sauce, man. It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. Yeah, Tony sighs out and nips lightly at Clint's lips. He ignores the shiver that travels down his spine when Tony's goatee scratches against his chin. Abe was next. FRIDAY said. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. Loki The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. Tony sighs and burrows deeper into Clint's skin. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. Then Peter took a shot. Clint snorts and turns over so he can see the annoying asshole he's about to fuck, and sees a strange softness in Tony's smile that he isn't used to. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. #captainamerica I'm not saying you are one, just that it might be a possibility., Steve's eyes are big and wondering. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. "Shit babe sorry." as well as Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. It's strangely nice. and other people I can't remember right now. See, that's not playing fair, Barton. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Nah, you heard Steve. He rarely drinks at all, actually. Moving on! It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? Bucky wolf whistled. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. This was a request from@imwithtonyandnatasha, I had a lot of fun writing it and really I hope it doesn't look like I rushed the ending. Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. So you're not running away? Clint hears himself say after, when he thinks he's about to take a nap. "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". They are both terrible at communication in general; how are they supposed to survive as boyfriends? I will not do that, and will be a referee.". We could go with Greek, Natasha says, and Clint just nods because yeah, sure. She was the one to offer the cursed game. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. Aha! Tony says, excited and gleeful. I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. Yeah? Clint says and picks up one of the acidic arrows; a prototype he's testing for Tony. I know, Clint. They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. Tony knocks back his bottle and glares at his science-brother. I'm not doing this right, am I? And now he just looks hopeless. I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. "Hell yeah. guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. Peter wished he could have said that. Y/n grew up as most children do. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. Although I, you know. #natasharomanoff My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" 374 guests Thor seems to think it's all hysterical. Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) Damn. It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. I don't care what you want this to be, Stark I just like knowing what I'm getting into. He doesn't mean it as an accusation, and he's glad when it doesn't sound like one. Wade explained. Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. Clint snorts. #fieldtrip Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously.